DRAMATIS PERSONÆ:

BOLLOXIMIAN, King of Sodom

CUNTIGRATIA, His Queen

PRICKETT, Young Prince

SWIVIA, Princess

BUGGERANTHUS, General of the Army

POCKENELLO, Pimp, catamite and the King's Favourite

BORASTUS, Buggermaster-general

PENE & TOOLY, Pimps of Honour

LADY OFFICINA, She-pimp of Honour

FUCKADILLA, Maid of Honour

CUNTICULA, Maid of Honour

CLITORIS, Maid of Honour

FLUX, Physician-in-ordinary to the King

VIRTUOSO, Dildo and Merkin maker to the Court


ACTUS PRIMUS

SCENA PRIMA

[An antechamber hung with Aretine's postures. Enter BOLLOXIMIAN, BORASTUS, POCKENELLO, PENE and TOOLY]

BOLLOXIMIAN:

Thus in the zenith of my lust I reign,

I drink to swive, and swive to drink again,

Let other monarchs who their sceptres bear,

To keep their subjects less in love than fear,

Be slaves to crowns—my nation shall bee free,

My pintle only shall my sceptre be.

My laws shall act more pleasure than command,

And with my prick I'll govern all the land.

POCKENELLO:

Your grace at once hath from the powers above

A princely wisdom and a princely love,

Whilst you permit your subjects to enjoy

That freedom which a tyrant would destroy,

By this your royal tarse will purchase more

Than all the riches of the kings of Zoar.

BORASTUS:

May your most gracious cods and tarse be still

As boundless in your pleasure as your will.

May plentiful delights of cunt and arse

Be never wanting to your royal tarse.

May lust incite your prick with flame and sprite,

Ever to fuck with safety and delight.

BOLLOXIMIAN:

My prick, Borastus, thy judgement and thy care

Requires, in a nice juncture of affair.

BORASTUS:

My duty's still my service to prepare.

BOLLOXIMIAN:

Ye are my council all.

POCKENELLO:

The bliss we own

BOLLOXIMIAN:

But this advice belongs to you alone

Borastus. No longer I my cunts admire,

The drudgery has worn out my desire.

BORASTUS:

Your grace may soon to human arse retire.

BOLLOXIMIAN:

My pleasures for new cunts I will uphold,

And have reserves of kindness for the old..........


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